The BRIT awards? More like the shit awards. Nevertheless, here are some of the “highlights” of the ceremony:
Jay-Z and Alicia Keys dining out on Empire State of Mind once again.
Florence + The Machine with Dizzee Rascal with a hybrid mash-up of You’ve Got The Love and Dirtee Cash.
A very weird Lady Gaga rendition of Telephone and Dance In The Dark.
A lesson in vocal miming by Cheryl Cole.
Peter Kaye calling Liam Gallagher a knobhead.
A weird performance from Ellie Goulding where it sounds like she is singing over her own song rather than performing it herself.